These are the jokes, folks...

Ahhh, Liberals. They bash Bush, they hate Christians, they want nothing less than the complete destruction of the nuclear family. They demonize the police, put violent criminals on pedestals and protect the rights of terrorists. They burn the flag, denigrate the troops and prioritize animal welfare over humans. Well I'm sick of it.

Question: Why can’t liberals find facts?
Answer: They aren’t looking for any.

Question: How do you confuse a liberal?
Answer: You don’t, they are born that way

Question: If all the liberals are on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
Answer: We do.

Question: What is the difference between a liberal and a catfish?
Answer: One’s a scum sucking bottom dweller and ones a fish.

Question: How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: It takes ten, nine to deny that darkness exists and one to hire a Republican to change it.

Question: How can you tell a group of Liberals?
Answer: They are the ones burning the American Flag.

Question: Why do Liberals like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.

Question: Why did God make Liberal smarter than rats?
Answer: He didn’t.

Question: What do you call 10,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer: A GOOD START!!!

Question: What's Brown and Black and looks good on a liberal?
Answer: A Doberman.

Question: What’s the difference between an Iraq terrorist and a liberal?
Answer: The Iraq terrorist makes fewer demands.

Question: What’s the definition of a liberal genius?
Answer: A liberal who can count all 50 states.

And, my personal favorite...

Question: How much does a Liberal cost?
Answer: Nothing, Liberals have no values.