Joe Biden goes out into the world for....something???

Joe Biden our Vice-President Elect is making a trip to Afghanistan and Iraq. I wonder why? Probably to envelop the masses of people, who are scratching their heads trying to figure out exactly who he his, with his own brand of mush-mouth diplomacy. Late last year, Biden referred to Dick Cheney as "...our most dangerous Vice-President ever." Well starting January 20th we'll have this country's most linguistically challenged, gaffe-prone, and perennial presidential campaign loser in the VP's office. Wow, I can't hardly wait.
So here's a quick rundown of what's to come. Joe Biden will be second-in-command to a President who has never accomplished ANYTHING in his years of political service but was swept into office by a majority of people who think MTV News is the voice of reason in the world.
Good Luck America!