New American Liberal Translation

Who is up for a liberal vocabulary lesson?

Shared Sacrifice-Liberal verb meaning to soak the Wealthy and tax the heck out of corporations and small business thereby inhibiting job creation and causing more layoffs.

Enemy Combatants-Friends with Guns who have been unfairly targeted by the evil US and it's security and foreign policies.

Abortion-Liberal cost cutting method popular with uninhibited women who consider killing babies "no big deal."

Abstinence Education-Liberal label designating hate speech that prevents abortion butchers from killing innocent babies conceived by sex-starved women who want all the pleasure and none of the "pain".

Terrorist-Liberal name given to conservatives, Republicans, Christians, and anyone who disagrees with liberals. Liberals also like to apply this term to the military men and women who kill misunderstood Islamo-fascists.

Racist-Liberal term applied to people who disagree with Obama and Rep. Maxine Waters (D) CA.

Homophobe-Liberal label for people who disagree with homosexuality.

Criminal-Unfair conservative term for someone who committed a crime. See Victim. Liberals apply this term to military service persons who unfairly attack people who fly planes into buildings and kill thousands.

Victim-Liberal term for people whose racist, homophobic or narrow-minded views cause so-called criminals to commit crimes. See also: unfairly assigning blame and offending terrorists with insulting names.

Think this vocabulary lesson was over the top? Well just wait, these are all things that await us on the path to socialism (ie communism) that Obama and his liberal cronies, Pelosi, and Reid are forcing us to march down.